I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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