I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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