Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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