My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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