when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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