: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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