I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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