Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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