Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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