walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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