I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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