Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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