I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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