Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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