Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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