We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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