I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize