apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
