well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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