she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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