My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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