found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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