Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
