Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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