Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Two words: nipple clamps
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