Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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