Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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