I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Randomize
