To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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