waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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