ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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