i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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