I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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