They should really pass out barf bags in church
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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