Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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