they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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