Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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