There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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