i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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