I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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