Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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