i may or may not be watching the land before time
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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