i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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