Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We have so much sex to catch up on
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
