I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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