Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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