When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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