does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
A bitchslap is in order.
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