It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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