They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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