what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
