It's Friday. Sex?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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