Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
420 ftw
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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