The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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