Me too!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
