I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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