My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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